Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving?

Nothing like a downer on Thanksgiving day.

Thank you, Mr. Burroughs.



I'd like to add a few more to that list:

1) Thanks for upholding the double standard, most recently displayed with Adam Lambert's same-sex kiss on national television. What was okay for Madonna and Britney (non-homos) isn't okay for the real sinners.
2) Thanks to the cleverest of Americans who find the time to create images depicting Michelle Obama as a monkey.
3) Thank you Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh (you never disappoint!), Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Bill O'Reilly for your relentlessness in pursuing "truth" in "journalism".
4) Thanks, Carrie Prejean for providing me with lots of material this year, but also for really sticking it to those who dare cross into the land of the "inappopriate".
5) Thanks to the dedicated TSA employees who threatened to report me to the cops when I refused to ruin my luggage by stuffing it in their metal, carry-on measurement contraption at the front of the airport security line.
6) And here's a SINCERE thanks to the fine reporting of Anne Curry, showcasing her talents recently whilst informing us about Paula Deen's unfortunate encounter with an 8 pound ham. Yes, puns are ALWAYS appropriate.



HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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