The Return of Helen

I was starting to get a bit worried about Helen over at Margaret and Helen. It had been over a month since her last post - not only was I missing her witty insight and acerbic tongue, I was starting to think something serious had happened.

But - not to worry - Helen has returned, and in full force.

Some highlights from her latest post:

"Those TV people just get diarrhea of the mouth and then the shit gets everywhere."

"John and Kate minus eight equals one jackass and the woman who deserves him."

"Sarah Palin having an opinion about Levi Johnson 'selling his body' is like Roman Polanski having an opinion about Woody Allen’s choice in girlfriends. Pot meet Kettle."

And since it is Halloween, here's my favorite news story of the day. It's like "Melrose Place" meets "Mike Myers" ... and wins! Robber in skeleton mask beaten by partygoers - ah, only in Phoenix.