Showing posts with label Religion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Religion. Show all posts

Thursday, February 3, 2011

OMG! Obama a Christian!

Apparently, Obama's team finds it necessary to underscore (yet again!) that he is in fact a Christian. I get it. A lot of Americans vote by their faith, and a lot of Americans are Christians. A politician must exploit his belief system in order to cater to the concerns of his more religious constituents. (Well, technically, nobody ever HAS to do anything, but politics is certainly a game of "whatever it takes to get on top".)

(Here's the article on Yahoo!, which if you've ever read the comments on Yahoo! articles, you'll realize why it's pretty apropos that it's a major headline there. Even articles on cute cat tricks inevitably contain comments praising Sarah Palin as an angel and Obama as a demonic socialist.)

So, even though I understand the necessity for this, I still find it pretty unnerving. I believe Obama. Being the US President is a tough job and it is often under extremely stressful situations that people turn to faith. I totally buy every quote he's spewing out; however, it's the reason that bothers me.

The reality is, if Obama wants to get reelected in 2012, he is going to need to build a stronger base among typically conservative Christians. This is a great start to a necessary PR scheme. All I'm saying is, I don't have to like it.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Religion is Funny

Watch Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, explain exactly why same sex marriage is a sin.

On Lot's wife: "...so a Bible based marriage can sometimes be between one man... and a kitchen condiment!"

Just goes to show, you should really only take what the Bible says with... a grain of salt!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Helen on Bipartisanship

Helen never ceases to amaze me:

On the 'modern' Republican party: "And your party decided the tradition of separating church and state had an expiration date. You love the constitution but you seem to pick through that document the same way you pick through the Bible – with all the effectiveness of eating corn on the cob through a picket fence."

Read Helen's new post on Obama's (fruitless?) attempt at bipartisanship. Read all the way through because this time Margaret pipes in.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

I Most Certainly Approve: Hilarious, Passive Retaliation

I had to post this story from BoingBoing because it's so funny and it comes from my alma mater, Syracuse University!

A girl with nothing better do came to the Syracuse campus to protest homosexuality, calling it a sin and waving her big sign. (Why do they always use block letters? It's so boring. They should use their own writing for a personal touch.)

Well, some clever kid thought it'd be hilarious to give her a taste of her own medicine by criticizing her fashion sense in the same exact way.

Take a looksey:


Mission accomplished. Hilarious, passive retaliation? I most certainly approve.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Weekly WTF?: Gimme Dat Christian Side Hug

Christians are silly. I love YouTube.



These kids are operating under the belief that Jesus never hugged anyone. No, I'm not making it up - they say it in their little ditty. There's so much irony in this song that it has to be contrived. For instance, throughout the song, they rap they're "Rough Riders" - like the condom? And what's with the gunshots? - the kids all fall dead at the end of the rap acting like they got shot. Was that a stipulation put in by the NRA? But, guess what? It's for real. This actually happened at a Christian youth conference.


Oh, and FYI:


Monday, June 1, 2009

I Guess That's What Marriage is About...

With all the brouhaha over marriage in the past few years and the obsession with defining it, many of us seem to have forgotten what marriage is in the first place. Yes, marriage is about law. Yes, sometimes marriage is about religion. It's true that marriage is even about equal rights. But, the core of marriage and what it means is much simpler than all of this.

I hope that one day, if I should ever have the legal right to marry, I will not choose to marry for tax breaks or to "take a stand", but I will choose to marry someone based on the basic concepts that Grover and Jesse discuss here:

Friday, May 29, 2009

WWFFD?

It is not uncommon to hear in typical right-wing commentary (read: obnoxious, illogical banter) phrases alluding to our founding fathers and their approval or disapproval of modern policy. In fact, it is practically a genuine last ditch, cop-out strategy. It's like they all sit in a room with a checklist of issues and the only criterium to be reviewed is "Would our founding fathers approve?" These people are exactly who we should look to today to form our country's modern, political agenda: old, white, DEAD guys from the 18th century.

If there is one strategy that is pulled more than the "FF Argument" however, it's the Christian Card. And when the two combine powers, it's like Batman and Robin, peanut butter and jelly, Justin Timberlake and SNL - a winning combination - for the right wing folk.

The religious right have (time and time and TIME again!) said that they want our country to "return to the Christian principles on which it was founded."


One problem: our country wasn't founded on Christian principles. Our founding fathers were not Christians. They were DEISTS, meaning that while they believed in God, they did not necessarily believe in the Bible or Christianity. Thomas Jefferson, for instance, respected Jesus' moral lessons (in fact, he was pretty much a full-fledged Jesus scholar), but didn't subscribe to the belief that he was the son of God.

Let them speak for themselves.

Abraham Lincoln said, "The Bible is not my book, and Christianity is not my religion. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma."

Yet, President Obama, who is often likened to Lincoln, must for some reason constantly reassure us he's a Christian in order to scrub the Hussein out of him to appease the American people. Further, if he wasn't a Christian, there's no way he would have been elected.

Thomas Jefferson's diss might be my favorite. It's so sassy! In my head, I see him snapping and turning on his heels after his impeccable delivery of "I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature. The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the Supreme Being as his Father, in the womb of a virgin will be classified with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."

Mystical? Fable? Nowadays, any US president would be called sacreligious, satanic and likely impeached for such words.

And there's more:

John Adams: "The divinity of Jesus is made a convenient cover for absurdity. Nowhere in the Gospels do we find a precept for Creeds, Confessions, Oaths, Doctrines, and... foolish trumpery that we find in Christianity."

This was our President! Somehow, when I make these points today, people stare at me with a look that shows me they're doing everything in their power to refrain from running to grab the rope.

James Madison: "During almost fifteen centuries has the legal establishment of Christianity been on trial. What has been its fruits? More or less, in all places, pride and indolence in the Clergy, ignorance and severity in the laity; in both superstition, bigotry, and persecution."

Makes us recall that America was founded by a bunch of people seeking freedom from religious persecution. Yet more than 200 years later, that idea has flipped and now we deny people rights based on what the Bible supposedly labels as sin.

And in case none of this was clear enough, I think George Washington (you know, the "father" of our country?) said it best: "The United States is in no sense founded upon the Christian doctrine."

Simple enough.

The problem here seems to just be simple miscommunication. The right has somehow equated belief in God as being Christian. The founding fathers did believe in God. In fact, you will find many references to God in many of their writings and speeches. However, while they may have believed in God, as stated earlier, they were also Deists and believed the Bible NOT to be true and certainly never intended for it to govern our country.

So what does this all mean? To be frank, any argument against modern values that uses the founding fathers is flawed, God or no God. It's also important to remember that many of our founding fathers were also racist, elitist bastards. I guess the whole point of this is don't believe everything you hear. We get told things in school, on TV, from our parents, and too often we automatically just believe them to be true. That's how things get out of hand and lies become truth. So listen and do your own damn research... and if you're going to use the founding fathers as a beacon for what's right and good about America, at least know what you're talking about.